"Man towel...it is for the man."
-Carson Sites, 2 yrs. old (and a man)
Man Towel Criteria:
1. Must be larger than a washcloth.
2. Must have a RED stripe, not blue.
3. Must come from the dollar store.
Baby Towels, you have been put on notice:
Your kind is no longer welcome. We will not grace your fluff with our sticky pineapple Man Hands.
For in this house, dwell MEN...
...well, Mommy too...
...and a baby sister...
...ok, you can stay...But don't even think about coming near Carson's placemat.
Or you will be promptly thrown to the floor.
In. Dis. Gust.
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